I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
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No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
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Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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