you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
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ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
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idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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