Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
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Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
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I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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