This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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