As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
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My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
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Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize