what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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