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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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