Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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