brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
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I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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