Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
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I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
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He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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