Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
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I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
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It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize