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  • Seeing as some phones can't send to more than 10 at a time and most can't send to more than 20 at a time... it's kinda your fault. And who's the one person that you MEANT to send this to?!? Hopefully, he's a doctor of some sort!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 1:48am
  • Fuk all you above with negative posts, this one had me laughing more than any of 303s texts today LMAO! Win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 6:24am
  • that was unnecessary. not even funny like the vodka...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:32pm
  • That happens to me when I drink blueberry stoli. I call it pooberry

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:58am
  • im pretty sure thats happened to me before

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:34pm
  • what the hell... why would you even type that into your phone

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 7:18pm
  • Mine usually smells like Jameson.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:36pm
  • My poop smells like rotten eggs and burnt hair!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:14am
  • It's "my poop tastes like CANDY" ....Idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:48pm
  • sigh...way to represent, boulder

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:36pm
  • What the fuck are you people even talking about? This posting smells like poo

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:51pm
  • Thanks Doogie Howser.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 11:37am
  • Oh, brother of mine... your source text was better than this!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:43pm
  • Grats central colorado, you have kidney failure.+

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:55am
  • lmfaoooooo why would you type that in your phone?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 1:21am
  • Haha, i laughed for a long time. Thanks for being a retard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:09am
  • lmfao! amazing. sending the wrong texts is fantastic a day later lololool

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 4:47pm
  • Hey,look at it this way.At least you were sober enough not to mail a sample of your crass to those 27 people with a note saying,"See?Wasn't lying!"LMFAO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:58pm