sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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