Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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