How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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