i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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