he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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