are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
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i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
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Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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