I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
All the doctor said was why
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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