Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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