i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
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Another day, another engagement, another cat
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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