There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
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3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
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oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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