i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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