Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
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You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
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He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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