I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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