Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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