i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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