i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
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I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
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just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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