I hope mine doesn't look like that
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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