you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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