I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
