Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Sober January is a disaster.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
