I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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