Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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