She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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it's like heaven, but drunker
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
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Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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