Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Randomize
