Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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