Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
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separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
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...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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