ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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