Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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