Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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