So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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