He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
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