She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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