Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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