if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
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relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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