that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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