At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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