Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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