Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
These tits shall not be calmed
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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