No, you can still breathe under the balls.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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