i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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